y is not everything. There's MasterCard.
鈔票不是萬能的, 有時還需要信用卡。
should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物, 因爲它們很好吃。
water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水, 儘量和女友一起洗澡。
the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居, 不過不要讓她的老公知道。
nd every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後, 都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背後, 都有兩個。
y man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚? 結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
ess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞, 他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚 。
is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片, 需要大量的`暗房時間來培養。
dren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
現在的夢想決定着你的將來, 所以還是再睡一會吧
e should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不會導致死亡! 不過我不會用自己去證明。
